Cut 600 g chicken breast into finger-sized strips (about 1–2 cm thick, 8–10 cm long).
In a bowl combine 50 ml milk, 1 tsp paprika, salt and pepper. Add the chicken strips, cover, and marinate in the fridge for 15–20 minutes.
While the chicken marinates, make the wasabi mayo: mix 1 tsp wasabi paste with 2 tbsp mayo in a small bowl; set aside.
Make the chili garlic mayo: finely mince or blitz 1 garlic clove and 1 chili pepper, then mix them with 2 tbsp mayo and freshly ground pepper to taste; set aside.
Make the curry mayo: finely chop 1 celery stick, then stir the chopped celery and 1 tsp curry into 2 tbsp mayo; set aside.
Make the mature-cheese mayo dip: finely grate or very finely chop 1 tbsp mature cheese and place it in a blender or bowl with 2 tbsp mayo. Blend or whisk until smooth, then stir in 1 piece green onion, finely chopped. Set aside.
Make the jalapeno and honey relish: finely chop 10 g jalapenos and mix with 1 tbsp mustard, 1 tbsp ketchup, and 1 tsp honey. Set aside.
Make the coleslaw: finely grate or shred 30 g cabbage and 30 g carrots; finely grate or chop 20 g celery. Combine the vegetables with 2 tbsp mayo and mix until evenly coated; season with salt and pepper if desired. Chill until serving.
Prepare the breading station: place 100 g white flour on a plate, beat 3 eggs in a shallow bowl, and spread 150 g breadcrumbs on a third plate.
Remove the chicken from the milk marinade, letting excess drip off. One strip at a time, dredge in flour (coat and shake off excess), dip in the beaten eggs, then press into the breadcrumbs to fully coat. Place breaded strips on a clean tray while you finish coating the rest.
Heat a layer of cooking oil in a frying pan over medium-high heat until hot but not smoking.
Fry the chicken fingers in batches so they do not crowd the pan: cook until the breadcrumbs are golden brown and the chicken is cooked through (no pink inside), turning as needed. Drain cooked pieces on paper towels.
Let the chicken rest briefly (a couple of minutes) to finish cooking through. Serve the chicken fingers hot with the six dipping sauces: wasabi mayo, chili garlic mayo, curry mayo, mature-cheese mayo dip, jalapeno and honey relish, and coleslaw.